Service Interruption

I had to take a break from the serious, and post this message a friend forwarded to me:

serviceinterruption

Dear World:


We, the United States of America , your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.


Sincerely,

THE  UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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2 Responses

  1. I got this great email message today, I thought would be fun to share:

    Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married
    … every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

    Your message and the one I received … both give me hope for human kind.

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